My lovely Tracy,
Wow... what a last few days...
The shoot with the pregnant midget went really well, and yes, she WAS ABLE to take my complete girth !!!
She really was amazing. She commented that my penis was like a baby’s arm holding an apple !!!
Hilarious !!! She has the best sense of humor as well.
She was the perfect height for me to rest my beer on her head during the movie shoot. She is a good sport (and good squirter too)…
Anyway, once again, sorry for talking shop. I get so excited when I email you, (if you know what I mean) :)
And that last photo – ( * )( * )
– BAZINGA !!! (As Sheldon would say) – Do you watch Big Bang Theory? Hilarious !!! My favourite TV show ever.
What is your favourite TV show?
Do you like nuts? I to chew on nuts while I watch BBT on TV.
Ha… LOL… I get so off track while chatting to you.
Phew… back again.
Tracy, I can’t wait till I share this AWESOME news!!!
The company I film movies with “Shoot Your Load Movies Inc” has accepted my business offer. They have agreed to pay me $15,000,000 USD.
They are paying me upfront as well.
All I have to do is go gay for a few movies, and have a mould created of my penis for sale to the gay market.
The scripts aren’t finalised yet, but the titles are a bit concerning. I don’t really like the sound of ‘The Sphincter Games’ and ‘Anal Pounding #73’ (I can’t believe they are up to number 73 already).
Apparently ‘The Sphincter Games’ is a parody of the popular movie ‘The Hunger Games’, except it is a gay p0rn movie on a battleship.
This should all be finalised in the next 14 days. The shoot will be gruelling. I am paired up with Long Dong Silver (he is a BEAST), but I met him on the set of ‘Fill Up This Cavity’ last year. That was a particularly funny movie, it was a parody of Marathon Man. Remember Marathon Man and the dentist scene? Well imagine that, but done as an @nal scene in a dentist room.
After the movies they will be making a cast of my penis to be sold to the gay market. I am not looking forward to sticking my manhood in a jar, but hey, the money is great and I’ve stuck it in heaps of things worse than a jar. *whoah – just had a flashback to that movie with the goat, that was one wild evening!*
SO, the extra great news is I AM RETIRING FROM PORN !!!!
Yep, you heard right !!!
After the two movies and the penis mould, I will be RETIRED !!!
I am taking my 15 million and I will be ready to spend some time with my new love – Tracy.
I am so looking forward to holding you in my arms !!!
I love getting your emails, I feel we have a real bond between us.
I am finally ready to settle down, and just look at one vagina at a time. (It can be really scary looking at sixteen of them at once).
So, please reply and let me know the latest.
I have been SO busy with work, I haven’t had a chance to email you back, but I am ready to progress with our relationship.
Just so you know, I am filming these movies from this Sunday 20th of September and I will get back home (to my lonely bed) on Wednesday 1st of October.
So I won’t be able to reply to any of your emails.
Wow… I am so excited !!!
I am retiring with 15 MILLION DOLLARS !!!
Wish me luck on my last two movies, and I hope they use plenty of lube.
Your Love,
Raymond.
P.S.
I hope I haven’t offended you with the fact that I am doing some gay porn movies. I hope you understand, that this will make me 15 MILLION dollars, so we can finally get together…
PPS.
I forgot to ask, what is the latest with your Aunt. I hope she is getting better.
Terry -
Tracy,
I have not heard from you...
I already miss your emails.
I hope I haven't upset you with my last email. You did say that I have to be honest with you, and I certainly have been honest with you.
Perhaps too honest.
I want you to love me for who I am, which is why I have told you all my dark secrets,
Please reply ASAP so I know you still care for me.
I hope your Aunt is ok. I have been praying for her constantly.
Love,
Raymond.
Tracy -
Hello Raymond ,
It's always a pleasure to read from you and i must confess i am the happiest woman on Earth to be in contact with you ... How are you and how was your night .. Guess it was all a bliss huh .. Anyway , you will be glad to know that i haven't ditched you and will never do that - never .. ! .. Here's the news : I lost my Aunt on Sunday hence my inability to write until now .. So now you know why i had not been writing until now and i hope you don't use that against me .. lol .. Thanks for all of your prayers but that's what has happened and may her soul rest in peace - funeral arrangements will take place on Friday and that's when will be interred like she wanted ; Fingers crossed everything will go well so don't worry too much about me .. ! .. Yes she is all i got in this life after losing both parents but that doesn't change the course of life for me , right .. ? .. I have to press on and live my life to the fullest even though i will miss her so much - that's life i guess .. ! .. OK will keep you informed on ay new developments concerning her funeral arrangement .. Thank you .. !
So back to us : I am not upset with you for being the honest man you are and going ahead to tell you all about your dark secrets - i am so grateful in case you didn't know .. ! .. And i will never use that against you ( never ) ; If we are to live the rest of our lives together as husband and a wife , then we are going to always respect each other .. Clear .. ? .. As far as i know , i am ready to love and be loved by that man ( hopefully you ) , and so i want to give this the best shot .. Tell me : How will you treat a woman like me .. ? What are your plans for the future concerning us .. ? Please tell me all about it .. Well the fact is that , i have a big heart to give you and so if you're ready for us to embark on this relationship , then let's get it moving like we've started .. Emoji .. I find myself thinking of you more than anybody in this life , a situation that rarely happens to me where men are concerned ; I want to see where this leads us , and for sure , it will lead to a happy ending - let's make this work .. Mwah!
I will end here as i have to go to town ; I will be back in about an hour and i will send you an email when i back ; Missing you already and can't wait to hear from you soon .. ! .. Until then , take care and be good !
Kisses and Hugs
Your Bird
Terry -
I am devastated about the loss of your aunt. At least you can now know her suffering has ended and she has gone to Heaven.
Unfortunately, I must leave right now. Remember I am filming my last two pornos and getting a mold of my c0ck to be sold as a dild0. I will try and return emails, but I am effectively away until the 1st of October.Raymond
Tracy -
Hello my sweetheart, Why am I writing you today? Hhhhmmmm… good question. However, my simplest answer would be that I simply miss you and have such a longing to be with you. How are you doing my darling? Do you miss me? My heart’s desire is to be wrapped into you. I know it sounds a bit… I don’t know…. Farfetched. Yet, I wonder sometimes how our first face to face meeting will play out. I pray that God will help me be strong for you and I know HE will. I pray the Holy Spirit sends His angels to have charge over you and place a hedge of protection, like a ring of fire around you! The enemy will not penetrate the Heavenly forces which surround you! I am constantly lifting you up in prayer as well as myself and my family. God has a purpose to bring togetherness in His children. I believe you are that with me.
I had an old friend stop by my late aunts apt today, and ask me if I was dating anyone. I told her very little. My life is private and she really doesn't need to know my personal business. She said She wants me to be happy. Do you understand how much I cheridh you so much! really want to be with you? Neither I nor you are perfect, yet I see a forever with you. I can’t tell you how I know…. I JUST KNOW!! I pray it happens ...
It’s like the night I asked the Holy Spirit to take me to you and I saw you in the bed sleeping. Ever since that day, something in me has changed. It’s like I curled up in bed next to you and laid my head on your shoulder and slept while you held me. I can feel you. I can see your spirit full of passion. You desire peace and simplicity, yet fun and excitement. You want to love and be loved with no holding back. I will never betray you nor intentionally dishonor you… I hope and pray you understand that.
I miss you so very much! I know that you're very busy right now and I understand that you are working. Please know that I must focus to accomplish the things God has set before me. I will do my very best to be available to you.
I am going to go for now my dear, Know that you are in the depths of my heart, never to be removed. Let me kiss you all over… please… from the top of your head to the tips of your toes… lol
Until then, know that I LOVE CHERISH YOU SO MUCH!
Take care of yourself and please be safe… I will wait to hear from you anytime.
Hugs & Kisses,
Your Queen
Tracy -
Let me know if you know longer want us to keep in touch. Anyways, I took this picture 2 days ago and thought it would be wise to send it to you. hope you like it? Why haven't you kept in touch ..? .. well, I hope everything is well with you?
Cheers
Tracy
PS. My patience has no limit, Just let me know what is keeping you away from writing me. Mwah!
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